http://www.crimsondesigns.com/blog/2009/08/a-lemony-tale-4-questions-your-website-visitors-ask/ A Web Designer's Blog with a Dash of Humor Mon, 26 Jul 2010 04:08:31 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://www.crimsondesigns.com/blog/2009/08/a-lemony-tale-4-questions-your-website-visitors-ask/comment-page-1/#comment-478 Dorethea Mobley Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:52:20 +0000 http://www.crimsondesigns.com/blog/?p=1336#comment-478 Hi! It reminded me a joke i've heard some days ago. As the moral is simply the same! =) A man in his 40's bought a new Audi and had been out on the interstate for a good evening ride. The roof was down, the breeze was swaying through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her way up. As the needle jumped as much as eighty miles per hour, he suddenly saw blinking crimson and blue lighting behind him. "There's no way they could catch that auto!," he assumed to himself and opened her up more. The hook hit 90, hundred.... Next the reality of the situation strike him. "What a heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop arrived up to him, required his license without any phrase and reviewed it as well as the car. "It is happen to be a long evening, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I do not feel like additional paperwork, therefore in case you can provide me an excuse for the driving which I have not heard before, you are able to go." The dude thinks about for a moment and says, "Last week my wife leaped away with a cop. I was worried you was trying to give her back." "Have a wonderful weekend," said the officer. Hi! It reminded me a joke i’ve heard some days ago. As the moral is simply the same! =) A man in his 40’s bought a new Audi and had been out on the interstate for a good evening ride. The roof was down, the breeze was swaying through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her way up. As the needle jumped as much as eighty miles per hour, he suddenly saw blinking crimson and blue lighting behind him. “There’s no way they could catch that auto!,” he assumed to himself and opened her up more. The hook hit 90, hundred…. Next the reality of the situation strike him. “What a heck am I doing?” he thought and pulled over. The cop arrived up to him, required his license without any phrase and reviewed it as well as the car. “It is happen to be a long evening, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I do not feel like additional paperwork, therefore in case you can provide me an excuse for the driving which I have not heard before, you are able to go.” The dude thinks about for a moment and says, “Last week my wife leaped away with a cop. I was worried you was trying to give her back.” “Have a wonderful weekend,” said the officer.

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